You might be American if…
10. When visiting a foreign household without a television, you can’t help but ask “Where is your reality box?”
9. You don’t think eating lunch after brunch is weird.
8. You start panicking when you see a roundabout.
7. You need to make a call to your therapist when you actually have to get out of your car to eat.
6. Your oven broke and you replaced it with a second microwave.
5. The last piece of fruit you touched was a month ago. And it was plastic.
4. When visiting an coffee bar in Rome, you’re confused when the barista doesn’t know how to make a frappucino.
3. You take up All-You-Can-Eat buffets on their word.
2. You talk about Ross and Rachel as if they are real people.
1. You bought a truck to drive up and down mountains like in the commercials…even though you live in the suburbs.
Comments
I love this! Long live anti-Americanism!
I don’t think I’m American….. What am I doing here?