My daily trip to 7-11 was greeted with a pleasant surprise as I approached the DIY coffee kiosk this morning.

Not only are they now offering their seasonal Spiced Pumpkin Latte (my favorite, for it’s oh-so bold and pumpkin-y flavor), but I was faced with another bold decision to make.

Well I’ve got news for you. I’m no asshat, so the choice was simple.

I just love the smell of pumpkin and Obama in the morning. I also love the smell of freedom — the freedom of choice (you know, like abortion and tying the knot with a gal).

Propaganda aside, I still don’t know if I’m going to vote for this election. I’m a realist, and I understand the unspoken limitations that halt American citizens from having a true “voice” in this country. However, I will do my part by purchasing one of these little blue gems every day. And by “do my part,” I mean flashing that sexy little cup in the faces of blind Right-Wingers around Los Angeles like I’m (a female, more chipper) Malcolm fucking X.