Comments on: President Chuck Norris – Leader of Texas

By: Skoczmityhuju

Skoczmityhuju — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 22:52:24 +0000

Ty pojebany debilu, Chuck Norris może i chodził po tobie a nie po Jezusie. Żeby cię szlag trafił, z tymi twoimi ateistycznymi demotami. Pierdol się

By: C.E. PETERSON

C.E. PETERSON — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 03:32:46 +0000

DEAR MR. NORRIS,
I’LL BE IN ITALY, TEXAS ON APRIL FIFTH TO VISIT MONOLITHIC DOME’S FACILITY, THEY ARE NUCLEAR AND HURRICANE PROOF. FOR MORE INFOMATION CONTACT HOMELAND SECURITY AT MT, WEATHER VA. I’LLBE INVITING KATRINA AND THE WAVES TO KICK OFF FUND RAISING IN NEW ORLEANS ALSO. BY THE WAY, THE NAVAJO INDIAN TRIBE WHOSE CIPHER THE JAPANESE COULD NOT BREAK,IN TERRITORY THAT MCCLAIN AND HIS BUSINESS PARTNERS CURRENTLY ARE PRACTISING GENOCIDE, HAVE SEVERAL SACRED DOMES CONSTRUCTED.HERE IN NEW YORK,RESIDENTS OF THE EAST END OF SUFFOLK COUNTY HAD A REFERENDUM TO FORM PECONIC COUNTY IN 1997. HI HO SILVER IN THE STATE GOVERNMENT HAS PIKED IT.AS THE SHINNECOCK TRIBE GAINS FEDERAL RECOGNITION SO SHALL PECONIC COUNTY. HOW ABOUT STATEHOOD FOR LONG ISLAND WHILE WE ARE AT IT. LIVE LONG\AND PROSPER.

By: hpomella1

hpomella1 — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:56:04 +0000

well this is just all crap….the people that actually have heard of chuck norris is dwindling faster than you can make him popular again.

By: Jay

Jay — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 20:25:59 +0000

Aw, that’s so predictable… Taht would’ve been better:
“Hesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris swims through the ground.”

By: heather

heather — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 22:34:41 +0000

CHUCK NORRIS SAID :It’s funny. It’s cute. But here’s what I really think about the theory of evolution: it’s not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures.
By the way, without Him, I don’t have any power. But with Him, the Bible tells me, I really can do all things — and so can you. I like It!!!

By: chuck norris jr.

chuck norris jr. — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 21:07:59 +0000

fuck u all niggers stink mexicans steal and chuck norris owns

By: Parker Crouse

Parker Crouse — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 06:25:32 +0000

Heres the Texas pledge of allegiance.

I pledge Allegiance to the flag,
Of Texas,
And to the republic for which it stands,
One nation,
Under Chuck Norris,
With Liberty,
And Roundhouse Kicks for all.

By: chuckie

chuckie — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:21:55 +0000

chuck norris touched me

By: angus beef

angus beef — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 18:43:09 +0000

chuck is god no doubt i am his desciple

By: Ben Dover

Ben Dover — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 16:53:55 +0000

that is bull crap. way to far