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Bangs – Superstar Hip Hop Artist!
November 2, 2009 by Redmanthatcould
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Some days, you wake up and not a fucking thing happens. Other days, you wake up and Bangs enters your life. You, my friends, can thank me later.
Bangs: Simply Bangin'
Bangs is only 19 years old, but he’s already showing unparalleled promise. His unique accent, jerky flows, and love for pleasing bitches really sets him aside from the rest. Originally hailing from North Khartoum, Sudan, Bangs music career started to show sparkles of greatness when he moved to Australia in 2003. If this kid’s potential catches up with reality, Australia may stop being remembered as an island of prisoners and vagabonds, and grow into a hip hop breeding ground.
So you think you know hip hop? Wrong, you don’t know shit. Let Bangs educate you on some true hip hop with this jam, Take U to Da Movies:
For starters, he dedicates this track to the ladies; classy move and you should all take notes, ’cause this is how you get pussy. Next he continues to educate your dumb ass on how you treat a woman: you call her up, let her know you know what she wants, and what she wants is a movie and some popcorn. Fuck, it’s so easy! And during the movie, he let’s the girl know she can rest on his chest – smooth move, gentlemen, smooth move.
I know what you’re thinking – how can he be a superstar with just one hit. Do I look stupid to you? Of course he’s got more than one jam; shit, he’s got more jam than Smucker’s…more fire than a dragon. (That’s right, Smucker’s, bitch.) His album, Hard 2 Be Up, features other fast-paced tracks like Shake Dat, and he shows off his softer side with Take You Right Thurr and I Miss U. Literally with every listen I hear a new lyric that educates me and opens my horizons, which has never happened before.
Hip Hop Superstar Bangs: Doin' Work
What’s next for this phenomenon? His HOT album, Hard to Be Up, drops December 4th of this year. And I’m sure he’s already working hard in the studio to crank out another Billboard-buster. Let’s just hope you all take some time and do yourselves a solid to get into this young man’s music, ’cause like Bangs says:
Music is my wife.
You might not thank me today, but you’ll thank me after you check him out.
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Spoonie G on Mon, 16th Nov 2009 11:27 am
YO! This shit is off da fukkin wall yo!
Rubbin you from da back, like that!
This kidd is a sensation from way back (like me, spoonie G) – and way AHEAD – of his time and ours. He’s on his way up no doubt about it, you’ll be lucky if even catch somma dat StAr-DuSS…
Much RespeK!
Common Sense on Mon, 7th Dec 2009 1:59 pm
Bangs is not an artist. He is an STD that Youtube caught somewhere on its vacation to Australia.
Makosae on Fri, 11th Dec 2009 1:19 am
Common Sense – Yes yes yes – gold my man!
daywhite on Thu, 17th Dec 2009 1:59 pm
Bangs is going to be the new jayz. The flow is too good to resist
BANGS BABY GYAAL on Sun, 20th Dec 2009 12:37 am
AHAAAAAAA!!!! My baby boy BANGSSSSSSSSSSS(hip hop artist) Thats my man yu knowwwwww, AHAAAA!!! He took me “right thurrr” and “to the movies” and he promised not to “call me bitch again”. Now thats a reaaal man. I’ll say it again AHAAAAAAAAA My baby boy BANGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bangs is not a good artist on Sat, 26th Dec 2009 2:34 pm
Are you guys kidding me. This guy is horrible, I ussually won’t be an asshole and talk shit about someone like this but this guy is just soo fucking bad. Its funny though cause he seems like he actually thinks he’s gonna be big or something.. Well if this is how you think your gonna make money man your gonna be broke until you die. This song made me never want to go to the movies again. I hope you realize how shitty you are as an artist Bangs cause you need to grow up and stop chasin after this dream that ainm’t never gonna happen man… Im really not just saying that to piss you off homie your shits embarrassing just to watch.. your the laughing stock of the fucking internet man
f@#K face on Sun, 27th Dec 2009 6:06 pm
hi five to the guy above me man u r soooooo right.
ur soo bad u make me want to cry.