Some days, you wake up and not a fucking thing happens. Other days, you wake up and Bangs enters your life. You, my friends, can thank me later.
Bangs: Simply Bangin'
Bangs is only 19 years old, but he’s already showing unparalleled promise. His unique accent, jerky flows, and love for pleasing bitches really sets him aside from the rest. Originally hailing from North Khartoum, Sudan, Bangs music career started to show sparkles of greatness when he moved to Australia in 2003. If this kid’s potential catches up with reality, Australia may stop being remembered as an island of prisoners and vagabonds, and grow into a hip hop breeding ground.
So you think you know hip hop? Wrong, you don’t know shit. Let Bangs educate you on some true hip hop with this jam, Take U to Da Movies:
For starters, he dedicates this track to the ladies; classy move and you should all take notes, ’cause this is how you get pussy. Next he continues to educate your dumb ass on how you treat a woman: you call her up, let her know you know what she wants, and what she wants is a movie and some popcorn. Fuck, it’s so easy! And during the movie, he let’s the girl know she can rest on his chest – smooth move, gentlemen, smooth move.
I know what you’re thinking – how can he be a superstar with just one hit. Do I look stupid to you? Of course he’s got more than one jam; shit, he’s got more jam than Smucker’s…more fire than a dragon. (That’s right, Smucker’s, bitch.) His album, Hard 2 Be Up, features other fast-paced tracks like Shake Dat, and he shows off his softer side with Take You Right Thurr and I Miss U. Literally with every listen I hear a new lyric that educates me and opens my horizons, which has never happened before.
Hip Hop Superstar Bangs: Doin' Work
What’s next for this phenomenon? His HOT album, Hard to Be Up, drops December 4th of this year. And I’m sure he’s already working hard in the studio to crank out another Billboard-buster. Let’s just hope you all take some time and do yourselves a solid to get into this young man’s music, ’cause like Bangs says:
Music is my wife.
You might not thank me today, but you’ll thank me after you check him out.
November 16th, 2009 at 11:27 am
YO! This shit is off da fukkin wall yo!
Rubbin you from da back, like that!
This kidd is a sensation from way back (like me, spoonie G) – and way AHEAD – of his time and ours. He’s on his way up no doubt about it, you’ll be lucky if even catch somma dat StAr-DuSS…
Much RespeK!
December 7th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Bangs is not an artist. He is an STD that Youtube caught somewhere on its vacation to Australia.
December 11th, 2009 at 1:19 am
Common Sense – Yes yes yes – gold my man!
December 17th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Bangs is going to be the new jayz. The flow is too good to resist
December 20th, 2009 at 12:37 am
AHAAAAAAA!!!! My baby boy BANGSSSSSSSSSSS(hip hop artist) Thats my man yu knowwwwww, AHAAAA!!! He took me “right thurrr” and “to the movies” and he promised not to “call me bitch again”. Now thats a reaaal man. I’ll say it again AHAAAAAAAAA My baby boy BANGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 26th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Are you guys kidding me. This guy is horrible, I ussually won’t be an asshole and talk shit about someone like this but this guy is just soo fucking bad. Its funny though cause he seems like he actually thinks he’s gonna be big or something.. Well if this is how you think your gonna make money man your gonna be broke until you die. This song made me never want to go to the movies again. I hope you realize how shitty you are as an artist Bangs cause you need to grow up and stop chasin after this dream that ainm’t never gonna happen man… Im really not just saying that to piss you off homie your shits embarrassing just to watch.. your the laughing stock of the fucking internet man
December 27th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
hi five to the guy above me man u r soooooo right.
ur soo bad u make me want to cry.
February 19th, 2010 at 2:00 pm
he suckss
March 3rd, 2010 at 10:47 am
sure he sucks, but u lot will never be as popular as he is right now. get a tissue
March 22nd, 2010 at 12:21 pm
Bangs, Just Stop Trying To Make Music, It’s Not Gonna Happen You’re Not Going To Become A superstar. And I’m Not Just Saying That Too. Your The Laughing Stock Of The Internet
May 11th, 2010 at 4:22 pm
I love this guy
he makes me laugh everytime
Y?
Coz this retards so dum he actually thinks his good, lmfao
August 13th, 2010 at 5:28 am
To all the Bangs haters….You all suck. Bangs is the real deal. My girl who knows music and knows the inner power and inner workings of music loved Bangs from the very first minute of hearing “Take you to da movies”. He may not sing in that american accent you all seem to love and that is one of his assets. He is so pure, honest and sooo innocent. I would pay money to go and see him live and I would take all my friends with me haters! Get a life and find a heart while you’re all at it. Bangs we love you and so do about 40,000,000 peeps who have seen you on Utube.
August 18th, 2010 at 6:06 pm
not gonna lie… he is bad but omg its good? ahaha doesnt make sense, i want a shirt of him, anybody know where i can get one