Why Come You Don’t Have a Tattoo?

I like to use my extensive vocabulary to impress strangers. I still get pimples. I don’t diet. I put things in shopping carts, but have lots of anxiety about going through with actual purchases. I like to write. I like to hear people compliment my writing. I have one fan, but his English isn’t that great. I’m living in Los Angeles. I am a hair model. I’m looking for that missed connection. I want 3 Obama commemorative plates, but the limit is 2.