Hmmm… I never know what to write in these things, so I guess I’ll just dive on in with the basics.

Name: Kevin.

Age: My birthdate is 4/28/83. I’m 26 as I write this, though I figure the date’s better as I doubt I’ll ever change this… even the idea of re-reading it is a bit of a stretch. I’ve only had to change a profile or two in the past on account of jokes about supporting the white power cause or taking photographs of children in the park, but not this time! I’VE LEARNED MY LESSON.

Contact Info: My aim is thevomitingchimp, and here’s my facebook. No twitter though; so no, I am not exactly the fanciest of pants.

Favorite… Stuffs: When people ask what my favorite music is, I never know how to answer. Here though, I can just direct you to my last.fm page! I end up liking most stuff I come across at least a little bit, and consequently I have a massive music library. I’m almost always listening to something, so if you’re curious go check it out. If I’m at home and not listening to music, chances are I’m watching a movie – I have a shitload of movies too, though I don’t want to drag this on for THAT long. Television shows I like is a short list though. Arrested Development, Strangers with Candy, and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia are my favorite sitcoms, and for cartoons I have to go with the Simpsons, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hungerforce, Beavis and Butthead, Sealab 2021, and that’s pretty much it. Anyway! Um, likes… I love art in general, anything artistic is guaranteed to interest me. Paintings, sculptures, sketchings, writings, poetry, prose, film, music, I think it’s all great. Travel is the shit too, I love to go to new places and just wander around and explore. Also, like most other writers on this site, I’m unhealthily fond of getting loaded.

Not Favorite Stuffs: Condescending pricks, pretentious douchebags, I guess just assholes in general. I can’t think of anything else off the top of my head that bothers me that much.

Behind the Hype whatnot: I mostly write music reviews, though I’m happy to write other kinds of pieces when the opportunity arises. I’m also very fond of using lame puns for titles; as silly as it is, it always gives me a cheap laugh. I write about a broad variety of stuff (like I said, I like a lot of different kinds of music) and I’m always open to new things, so if you have something you’d like reviewed feel free to hit me up. Even if it’s your own unsigned band who plans on self releasing an album; send it my way, I’d be happy to review it and help get your name out there. I don’t mind a little shameless self promotion.

Speaking of which! I also do a webcomic called I Fell Down the Stairs. I haven’t touched it for a while, but when I’m updating it I do so daily. Have a look if you’re bored.

And um… I guess that’s it.