While they're definitely more current than The Who, who looked ghastly last year, it's a shame they couldn't get someone more talented or innovative. If I have to hear "I Got a Feeling" or "Boom Boom Pow" during the Halftime Show next January, I might puke up my nachos and party snacks.
Oh, I know, I'll just watch the Puppy Bowl instead! That's sure to be a much cuter, less offensive way to spend half an hour than to watch Fergie and her henchmen hop around some makeshift stage while worker drones dance and gyrate as if they were enjoying themselves.
They can Boom Boom Pow it up all they want, I'll be fixated on this gridiron clash of the pint-sized titans instead: