It’s ol' blue eyes’ birthday. That means it’s time to recap some of the sauciest (and sexiest) things Frankie’s ever said about women. And who knew more about women than Frank? The man dated Marilyn Monroe… Or does that mean he knows nothing about women? Frank and Mar.

On women in general: “I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them.”

Frank and Natalie.

On realizing that women like a comical man: “Dare to wear the foolish clown face.”

Frank and Ava.

On showcasing his ability to protect a woman: “Oh I just wish someone would try to hurt you so I could kill them for you.”

Frank and Mia.

On redheads/the plenty of fish in the sea motto: "For years I've nursed a secret desire to spend the Fourth of July in a double hammock with a swingin' redheaded broad ... but I could never find me a double hammock."

Frank and Martha.

On reverse psychology: “You treat a lady like a dame, and a dame like a lady.”

Frank and Barbara.

On the appreciation of a woman’s intelligence: “I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn’t be a staring contest.”







AuthorSmoking Barrel