It seems, for now, as though most of the truly great/plausible inventions in life have already been created. So, until someone invents all of the items that were presented in Back to the Future and Back to the Future 2 (the shit in Back to the Future 3 is totally worthless), Behind the Hype has compiled a list of the ten inventors you would want to fuck as repayment for their genius. 10. Thomas Jefferson: Okay, so maybe the lazy Susan is completely pointless, but Jefferson made the cut mainly for his looks and his reputation for sexual prowess.

9. Alexander Graham Bell: Without whom no one would have a social life.

8. John Montagu (a.k.a. the Fourth Earl of Sandwich): Because sandwiches are among the best foods ever. And you have to love Montagu for coming up with it just because he was too lazy to eat something more involved while he played cards and gambled.

7. Richard James Burgess: He pioneered the drum synthesizers and founded Simmons. Without Burgess, we might never have heard the music of New Order, Depeche Mode, or Thomas Dolby.

6. Robert Calliau and Sir Tim Berners-Lee: The computer scientists who co-invented the World Wide Web.

5. Samuel Colt: Because guns symbolize both beauty and power.

4. Fatima al-Fihri: al-Fihri helmed the idea of the university. So without him, none of us could prolong getting a job.

3. Samuel Guthrie: Chloroform is pretty essential for spy and rape missions, don't you think?

2. John Harington: No one wants to see the contents of their bowels. Thanks to Harington's "flush toilet," now you don't have to.

1. Thomas Edison: Let there be some motherfucking light!

And prepare yourself for our next installment, Inventors You Wish You Could Murder for the Terrible Shit They Came Up With.