Usually I steer well clear of politics and religion - chiefly 'cause I think they are too silly to waste my precious time on this Earth worrying about - but when religion rears its ugly head around the topic of breasts, that's when I take notice. There are certain things that you simply don't fuck with in this world, and breasts are definitely at the top of my list (Oxygen and water are tied as a close second, with sports rounding out the top 3). When I heard this dastardly quote in favor of women dressing modestly, from an Iranian cleric, I had to get involved somehow. My newest enemy, Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, had this to say a couple weeks back:

Many women who do not dress modestly...lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes...there is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam's moral codes.

All right, so maybe he was speaking metaphorically? Even still, any man that wants to turn back the hands of time and make it even harder for the rest of us to get laid can go fuck himself. Well, a small group of people decided he could really go fuck himself, with the helpful hand from our friend: Facebook. Jennifer McCreight decided she was gonna take action into her own hands (or chest, if you will), and setup a glorious day entitled Boobquake.

Boobquake Participant: Michelle Marie Morris

As part of the Boobquake movement, she asked her fellow females to show as much cleavage as they were comfortable with on April 26th, and boy was there cleavage to be had. If you have a heart condition, you probably want to steer away from the pictures, but it wouldn't be a bad way to go, gramps. Even though the intent was to clearly show there's no "science" behind breasts causing earthquakes, there was indeed a tremor in Taiwan on Monday (aka Boobquake day). Were boobs to blame? I sure hope so; maybe we can employ breasts to fix our economy.

The Facebook event had over 200,000 "confirmed guests" and literally thousands of submitted photos from females from all around the world. Breasts of all shapes and sizes were on display...in a word: SCORE!

Whoever said we've turned into a nation of slackers underestimated the power of the breast.

Posted
AuthorRedmanthatcould
CategoriesFeatured